Nå det var en overskrift jeg aldri trodde jeg skulle skrive, men GWAR har hatt en tradisjon for å «ta livet av» amerikanske presidenter og nå kom naturligvis turen til Joe Biden.
Åstedet var Riot Fest 2021 og fortonet seg så her:
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Joe, what are you, a madman? Aren’t you afraid to go onstage with GWAR? They kill every president. Don’t worry, I’m not. I’ve had it from a good source that GWAR are Trump-hating libtards, and therefore, I have nothing to fear. I’ve had a very, very reproductive year in the White House. I’ve refilled the swamp and restored gas prices to pre-pandemic highs. I’d like to celebrate the unbearable success of our military victory in Afghanistan. The longest war in American history is finally over. To continue our policy of spreading American values like freedom, liberty, and equality throughout the world, we have teamed up with the Taliban.”
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We can assure you that the Afghani people will be wearing bikinis, rollerblading and playing rock ’n’ roll in the streets.
Den siste der endte som det måtte med halshugging og et publikumet badet i politisk blod mens jubelen sto i taket.
GWAR har imidlertid ikke bare holdt seg til presidenter og under videoen har vi en oversikt over de vi har funnet at de har kutta topplokket av
Ofre for GWAR’s halshugging
President Ronald Reagan, President George H.W. Bush, President Bill Clinton, President George W. Bush, President Barack Obama, President Donald Trump, Nancy Reagan, Monica Lewinsky, Princess Diana, Laci Peterson, Catilyn Jenner, Oliver North, O.J. Simpson, John Kerry, Mike Tyson, Al Gore, Paris Hilton, Arnold Scharzenegger, Mr. Lordi, Jerry Garcia, Don Vito Corleone, Pope Francis, Pope John Paul II, Osama bin Laden, Michael Jackson, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Manson, Jerry Springer, Sarah Paliin, Snooki, Mitt Romney, Justin Bieber, Steve Wilkos, Tony Abbott, Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, Satan, Cop, Burrito Supreme, James Balsamo, Dan E. Danger, Mr. Perfect, Gor-Gor, Decapitated, Corrosion of Conformity, Skullex the Janitor of Death, Queen Elizabeth II of England
Vi har alle våre tradisjoner, men jeg ser jo for meg en og annen overskrift om et norsk band hadde gjort det samme med for eksempel Erna Solberg.
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